Why Skinny Bitches Rule The World....
Its unfortunate but here is the truth....on Why Skinny Bitches Rule The World
1. They can fit into anything they want. - Skinny bitches have more options. If something doesn't look good on them, its not cause its too small, its cause the shit just don't look right. Unlike the rest of us in the world, skinny bitches are able to borrow any piece of article from anyone, and pull that shit off as if they got it from off the fucking runway.
2. They are usally a 1st choice for the best friend. If a guy is checking out some girsl for his friend, he is most likely to pick the skinny girl. Why? Because the skinny bitch is the most neutral chick of the bunch. All guys will consider atleast the skinny chick...all guys will.
3. They are NOT what they eat. Skinny bitches have the luxury of eating whatever they want. And they will not be judged by it. If its a cheeseburger they are okay, because they don't need to step away..if anything it makes people happy that they are not perfect. If its a salad for lunch, they are okay because it looks like they are dedicated to their bodies..and you only can only look good when you're eating salad. Unlike a non skinny bitch, who would be judged for eating a cheeseburger cause its obvious she doesn't need it, and if she is eating a salad...its almost like a joke because of the drastic choice to eat a salad when she's not skinny..it just looks odd.
4. They Belong in the Gym. These days..the gym is just as important as a runway show. If you're a skinny bitch, you can wear whatever you want and go chill at the gym..you'll look good already..and its just about showing off what you've got. Unlike the rest of us, who actually go to the gym to kill ourselves..and leave looking close to disastrous.
5. Everyone prefers a flat belly. Skinny bitches have flat bellies. They come close to the idea of a star. Anything they do..sex... flat bellies are prefered. And in clothing... skinny bitches look less vulgar in any slutty clothing..in comparison to a curvy woman.
6. They get positive Assumptions. It is more likely that anyone will think that skinny bitches are more capable of doing things that are more physically challenging. They are assumed to be the most athletic in things like running and dancing.
7. They Can Wear Bikinis. blach
2 comments:
WHAT...I love being full figured....skinny bitches aren't evil...they're hungry
I guess I'm what you would consider to be a "skinny girl" and I say girl because I feel that I am not a bitch and don't wish to refer to myself as such. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I used to be overweight. I now choose to exercise on a regular basis and eat healthier because I want to be healthier in my life and in my future. My point is that so called "skinny girls" don't always get to eat what we want. I too have to refrain from eating something I want and go for the healthier choice. I think the difference is--and please don't get offended, i don't mean this harshly--that because skinnier girls exercise we burn of the calories faster than that of a bigger girl, allowing us to indulge ourselves once and a while. I think that it's important to discredit the stereo type that skinny girls can eat and wear whatever they want. We can't or at least I can't, sadly my hips sometimes won't allow for certain types of clothing, or foods for that matter. I think it's more of an all woman thing. All women big or small obsess over their weight. All women obsess over their clothing, and what they look like in them. I think the trick if finding out who you are and what makes you comfortable in your own skin. So be proud of who you are not what you eat or what you look like. Eventually, we're all going to get old and saggy, but our inner beauty will never fade away. Thanks for taking the time out to listen, or rather read.
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