Why Skinny Bitches Rule The World....


Its unfortunate but here is the truth....on Why Skinny Bitches Rule The World








1. They can fit into anything they want. - Skinny bitches have more options. If something doesn't look good on them, its not cause its too small, its cause the shit just don't look right. Unlike the rest of us in the world, skinny bitches are able to borrow any piece of article from anyone, and pull that shit off as if they got it from off the fucking runway.

2. They are usally a 1st choice for the best friend. If a guy is checking out some girsl for his friend, he is most likely to pick the skinny girl. Why? Because the skinny bitch is the most neutral chick of the bunch. All guys will consider atleast the skinny chick...all guys will.

3. They are NOT what they eat. Skinny bitches have the luxury of eating whatever they want. And they will not be judged by it. If its a cheeseburger they are okay, because they don't need to step away..if anything it makes people happy that they are not perfect. If its a salad for lunch, they are okay because it looks like they are dedicated to their bodies..and you only can only look good when you're eating salad. Unlike a non skinny bitch, who would be judged for eating a cheeseburger cause its obvious she doesn't need it, and if she is eating a salad...its almost like a joke because of the drastic choice to eat a salad when she's not skinny..it just looks odd.

4. They Belong in the Gym. These days..the gym is just as important as a runway show. If you're a skinny bitch, you can wear whatever you want and go chill at the gym..you'll look good already..and its just about showing off what you've got. Unlike the rest of us, who actually go to the gym to kill ourselves..and leave looking close to disastrous.

5. Everyone prefers a flat belly. Skinny bitches have flat bellies. They come close to the idea of a star. Anything they do..sex... flat bellies are prefered. And in clothing... skinny bitches look less vulgar in any slutty clothing..in comparison to a curvy woman.

6. They get positive Assumptions. It is more likely that anyone will think that skinny bitches are more capable of doing things that are more physically challenging. They are assumed to be the most athletic in things like running and dancing.

7. They Can Wear Bikinis. blach